The Brew Spells, Not Tea Unisex Long Sleeve Tee combines witchy humor with a little Spanglish attitude in a distressed retro design made for those who prefer brewing spells over brewing gossip.
The artwork features a witch's cauldron with skull and celestial details, distressed cream typography, and a handwritten red “(Pinche Chismosa)” punchline for an extra dose of attitude.
The long sleeve silhouette makes it an easy choice for cool fall weather, spooky-season nights, or year-round wear when your wardrobe could use a little witchcraft and sarcasm.
Brew spells. Not tea. Mind your business.
DETAILS
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt
• Full Front Graphic
• Distressed Retro-Inspired Artwork
• Witch's Cauldron Illustration
• Skull & Celestial Details
• Cream & Red Graphic
• Soft, Comfortable Everyday Fit
• DTG Printed
• Made To Order
• Designed By Dreaded Banshee Co.
Part of the Midnight Society Collection by Dreaded Banshee Co.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
| SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 | 63.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 | 65 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 | 66.6 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 | 68.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 | 69.9 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 | 71.4 |









