BREW SPELLS, NOT TEA
Pinche chismosa. 😂
The Brew Spells, Not Tea Unisex Tee combines witchy humor with a little Spanglish attitude in a distressed retro graphic made for those who prefer brewing spells over brewing gossip.
The design features a vintage-inspired witch's cauldron with skull and celestial details, distressed cream typography, and a handwritten red “(Pinche Chismosa)” punchline.
Equal parts witchy, sarcastic, and strangely specific — exactly how we like it.
Brew spells. Not tea. Mind your business.
DETAILS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Unisex Graphic T-Shirt
• Distressed Retro-Inspired Artwork
• Witch's Cauldron Illustration
• Skull & Celestial Details
• Cream & Red Graphic
• Full Front Print
• Soft, Comfortable Everyday Fit
• DTG Printed
• Made To Order
• Designed By Dreaded Banshee Co.
Part of the Midnight Society Collection by Dreaded Banshee Co.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |