Take me to your brewer.
The Coffee Abduction Mug features a retro-inspired UFO beaming up the most important cargo on Earth: coffee beans. Surrounded by stars and the words “Don't Mind Me, I'm Only Here for the Coffee,” this mug was made for caffeine devotees whose morning priorities may be slightly out of this world.
The teal and green cosmic design pops against the crisp white ceramic, while the contrasting interior and handle add an extra shot of color. Choose your favorite color and prepare for first contact—preferably after the first cup.
Perfect for coffee lovers, UFO enthusiasts, sci-fi fans, night owls, and anyone who understands that some mornings require extraterrestrial intervention.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
For earthly caffeine rituals and otherworldly visitors alike.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!